What to expect...in the real world not a book

To call "What To Expect When You're Expecting" false advertising is harsh. Let's just say it's woefully incomplete.

My life since having a daughter has been an experience in all the things people DON'T tell you. What to expect while you're pregnant, then what to expect once you're a mom.

Because if we knew, women might think twice, run for the hills, take a vow of forever birth control.

These musings are in somewhat chronological order, and my experience of the messes and joys real moms face. Would I do it all again if I knew these things? I should know by the time she's 30.